In honor of tonight’s Vice Presidential Debate starring my dude - Joseph Robinette “Joe” Biden, Jr and that other dude, I decided to do some digging on youtube and viola:
“Great Moments In Vice Presidential Debate History”
Dan Quayle: “I have as much experience in the Congress as Jack Kennedy did when he sought the presidency.”
“I served with Jack Kennedy,” his 67-year-old Democratic opponent, Lloyd Bentsen, responded coolly. “Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine.
“Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy.” BOOM!
Unfortunately, George H. W. Bush and Dan Quayle still won the election so ummm yeah.
Also check out: Vice-Presidential Debates Make Memorable Moments (NYT)
Q. Would it be wrong if Biden “punched” that smirk off Ryan’s face? Just asking…
In conclusion, I really really REALLY hope Biden puts that youngn’ across his lap and spanks him – figuratively speaking of course… 
