Because that is the ONLY explanation I’m trying to hear. It would be nice if he could fire her. Or better yet, deportation sounds like an excellent idea.
Honestly I didn’t want to write about this and I definitely didn’t want to “feature” this picture because this type of ish right here INFURIATES ME and nothing about this is okay. Nothing.
I need a formal apology.
(1) She’s reeeeaaaalllll lucky Michelle* didn’t rush her. Y’all know Michelle from the South Side of Chicago and even though she’s had to be all refined First Lady and whatnot since they got to Washington don’t think she can’t tap into her roots when needed.
*(I don’t even know if Michelle was present, probably not, in which case that Brewer heffa is EXTRA lucky – HMPF!)
(2) I bet Secret Service was .5 seconds off tackling her to the ground. Actually I wouldn’t have needed an apology had that happened. Darn.
(3) She is beyond lucky President Obama is a civilized black man and as leader of the free world he honestly can’t go around grabbing crazy heffas by the shoulders and shaking them until they return to their senses. Shame.
The level of disrespect shown to President Obama from other elected officials is unparalleled. Seriously, I WANT A PUBLIC APOLOGY.
Something along these lines might suffice:
How about this: