Scandal Recap – “The Key” (S4:E5)

(1) “#CaptainCocaine – Are Kubiak’s Thug Cops Muscle For Drug Lords?” Seriously these are #Huffpo headlines right? #NYPost? #Jokes

(2) It IS weird for Liv to be at a stake out. #Slumming as Quinn noted. “Don’t you have a ball to go to?” #Lol! Also yeah Liv, what gives?? I need a slamming ball gown b4 the first half of the season ends #JustSayingYo #FashionMeUp!

(3) Liv: “I’m Gladiating” #TeeHee

(4) Huck done “borrowed” the parabolic mic to go visit his family – nuthin’ good gon’ come from this… #IKnowsIt!

(5) WHAT IN ALL THE HELL???? LIV IS WITNESSING MURDERS NOW??? GEEEEZ-US! #First4Mins #Dayum

(6) But seriously doesn’t Quinn carry a gun on her?? She couldn’t have fired back on ole boy???? (Confession, I may have seen #SetItOff a few too many times…)

(7) LOVE that Huck tried to provide a very real answer to Liv’s CLEARLY rhetorical question. He was just tryn’ to help, that’s all. Y’all see that look on his face? #PoorHuck

(8) Re Mellie: “Respectfully sir, she’s prob drunk and in a food coma from too much fried chicken” HOT DAMN CY! ALWAYS keeping it straight up one hundred! Also #LMAO!

(9) I just keep wanting to yell at Fitz “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH”!! #WhereIsJack Nicholson???

(10) “A less Constitutional kind of encouragement” – have #NancyGrace interrogate him? ‘Cause that’s GOT to be the most TORTUROUS thing EVER! #Shudders

(11) Fitz: “We do this by the book” – LEAST we not forget oh now upstanding Pres YOU murdered a supreme court justice… #Ahem!

(12) Sidebar: WHERE IS CY’S BLACK BABY??? #ShouldWeBeWorried??

(13) #PapaPope is THE SHAAAAAAAAAADIEST MOFO in ALL of TV Land right now! #SHADE #DEE!

(14) Talking ’bout “rare birds and wine” HA! #YallAintNormal!

(15) Liv: “It’s not cheap, it’s just not snobby” #2BuckChuck? 😉

(16) #PapaPope just said “things seemed fine at dinner” #ICanNot!!

(17) “Sometimes you have to let a young lion roam free”?? Really Eli??

(18) GO WITH YOUR GUT GIRL!!! YOUR GUT!! #CantTrustYourPapa!

(19) Oooooo look, another black man on #Scandal! He ain’t gon’ last long… #Bill #Jokes

(20) Was Jake this skinny last season? He just seems extra skinny (and horny) this season.

(21) Jake just sent Bill flying with his foot while handcuffed to a chair thinking of Liv’s beach body #LivIsAPowerSourceYall

(22) Ahhhh there she is! Mellie and her Uggs and that robe and what is that “Fiddle Faddle”? #LOVE #HER!

(23) “Drunk Mellie AND Smelly Mellie”!! WHOOO-HOOOO!!! #ATwoFer! #Score!!! Was she reading a magazine called “Drink”????? #Props!

(24) Q. What kind of “Boss” am I if my “Employee” gets to say to me “how many times have I told you not to ask me about my work boss”?  #ThatsAProblem

(25) Wrong answer Jeremy, WRONG. ANSWER! And yet Liv says “enjoy your fruit” HA!!! (Also: Liv’s coat, bag and gloves #YAAAASSSSSSSS!!!)

(26) Drunk David is annoying, I prefer Drunk (and Smelly) Mellie. She’s ENTERTAINING!

(27) Seriously Liv? How many days have passed since you last heard from Jake?? Woman you know better!! GO. WITH. YOUR. GUT. LIV! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON???? #ARGH!!!

(28) Awwww Huck’s former life. His wife told him to “get gone” – that’s gotta sting. #HuckNeedsAHug

(29) Yes Huck’s wife, super spies are real! Why she no believe him?? U know what never mind, don’t answer that. (*clears throat, next scene)

(30) Jake #Cowbell

(31) Like you wouldn’t call her if Mellie was missing. Wounded Fitz is annoying me! #Ugh

(32) Abby picks another fine time to take a stand (to be an a*s) #Sigh

(33) I tole y’all “Bye Bill” #GameOverForYou

(34) This “eat/singing” scene b/t Fitz and Jake is super super weird #Hmmm

(35) Yep Jake, Fitz knows you had your hands where they didn’t belong and yet he IS married #Selfish

(35) This scene b/t Jake & Fitz is sooo not working for me. Now that #PapaPope scene where he kept calling Fitz “boy” now THAT was a moment! #Outstanding!!

(36) I kinda really don’t like Fitz any more, like at all. #Hmpf

(37) Wife of Huck: “How many times have I told you to stop stalking us!” / Huck: “Sorry” #ThatWasFunny

(38) Mellie. Uggs. Robe. What is that Hagen Daz?? #PeppermintBark?

(39) Lauren to Mellie: “I can read ma’am” #GoodAnswer

(40) Golly re Quinn’s visit to the morgue. Well I guess given her somewhat recently acquired skill set… #KanyeShrug

(41) I want a tricked out game console from Huck! Well maybe a tricked out laptop.

(42) Wrong move Wife of Huck, wrong move. You should NEVER lie to Huck, not ever never ever ever #TskTsk

(43) Cy to Liv: “Your boyfriend, I’m sorry, you’re other boyfriend” #SuchAnAss!

(44) Okay both Cy and Liv can’t believe that ANYTHING Rowan/Eli/PapaPope says/does is believable!

(45) Rowan: “Yeah I did some fcked up ish but killing Harrison was not one of them” #LIE!! (Well I mean technically Shonda ordered the Harrison hit soooo….)

(46) AND As low down as Rowan is I LOVE EVERY SINGLE SCENE WHEN HE IS SPEECH MAKING! #GLORIOUS!

(47) Huck didn’t flinch when Quinn touched him in a non creepy Quinn/Huck sex way #ProgressInPain?

(48) All convos lead to Olivia Pope don’t they? Fitz/Jake, Fitz/Mellie, Cy/Fitz, Abby/David #ShePutASpellOnYall

(49) Mellie to Fitz: “Such a monument, such an idea, such a king, such a HOLY FATHER for the people to pray to!!!!” YAAAASSSSSSS!!!!! SHE EXECUTED THOSE LINES LIKE A BOSS!

(50) Ooooooo #Mellie is alllllll the waaaaay gone y’all! ALL. THE. WAY! Jerry’s death was meaningful? A Soldier?? Everyone in the Grant family makes sacrifices huh Mellie? #Woooooow

(51) David: “I’ve killed someone” So what??!! Who hasn’t at this point??? DON’T U DARE PUT THIS ON LIV!! YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN CHOICES! #TheNerve!

(52) And that is correct, y’all Mofos are NOT Olivia Pope! DEAL. WITH. IT!

(53) Abby showing up on Liv’s doorstep talking about a broken David #GirlBye

(54) Aiiiiiight Mellie when you wake in the morning boo I SEE YOU!! Bye bye Smelly Mellie!!! Time for a #LovelyDay with #BillWithers

(55) FITZ MOLLYWHOPPED JAKE BECAUSE OF LIV! (And kinda sorta Jerry) #ALovelyDayForFitz

(56) I told y’all just thinking of Liv is keeping Jake alive – SHE GOT THAT THANG Y’ALL!

(57) Next Ep: Abby goes for Fitz


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