(1) SHADY ASS PORTIA DE ROSSI! #ScaryHairLady
(2) SHADY ASS MICHAEL “Not A Real Prostitute” NO LAST NAME GIVEN!
(3) Yes you are a whore Michael #AShadyShadyWhore
(4) Umm that cliff video – craaaazy #KillerCliffBride
(5) Mellie are you wearing your Uggs while you destroy that apple? At least she put down the fried chicken #BabySteps
(6) David is officially inside the bubble. People die in the bubble David #JustSaying
(7) Papa Pope – looking all normal in a normal looking house #NotNormal #LikeNotNormalAtAll
(8) Yes I want Liv’s coat and bag #JustStoppingByOutfit
(9) Everything is colder because you were on a beach before #GirlStop
(10) Guess who’s coming to dinner #JAKE! #SoooManyLayers!
(11) Liv to Abby: “So why don’t we stay out of each other’s jobs” #Checked
(12) Heffa never took the bar and is living PLUSH! #Sigh
(13) “Dinner? Yes. Tomorrow night? Yes. With my father? (beat) No.” He really wanted to say “hell no” but decided against that verbiage.
(14) Jake: “You are not my girlfriend” #Mmmm
(15) “Call me later if you want me to do that thing to you” #Wooooooow So basically this season Jake is a d*mn freak huh?
(16) I. Do. Not. Like. Charlie. #Repeat
(17) This “killer cliff bride” is what brings Mellie out of her shell?? Kinda morbid but whatever it takes… #SheIsStillWearingTheUggsTho
(18) “Express Yourself” #SoundtrackWin
(18) AND this Heffa (Catherine) started out as a sidechick???? #HoesBeComingUp!
(19) Huck relaying Instagram hashtags #Hilarious
(20) Charlie #Ugh
(21) David looks like a lizard #YouKnowImRight
(22) New info alert: Abby was in law school w/ Liv – say what now?? Seriously tho, I don’t remember this info before, anyone else?
(23) That was pretty f*cked up Jake #TheWholeNight??
(24) Quinn/Charlie – No no no no no no
(25) Quinn: “Sad Charlie porn fantasy” #DoubleYuck
(26) “Stronger, tougher, more seasoned.” She laid him out didn’t she?
(27) Re “No one wants you” – do not let yourself be f*cked w/ Quinn #Sigh
(28) Q. Did Quinn get a new tooth/new teeth? #Curious
(29) Mellie is all fired up re this #KillerCliffBride scenario #UmmmOkay #ThanksAbby
(30) Yes Cyrus, “Michael Who” indeed!!! Cyrus I need you to be Cyrus and run a FULL BACKGROUND CHECK ON THAT SHADY BASTARD. #WhatIsMichaelsLastName???
(31) Fitz to Gabby/Abby re Mellie: “Give her what she wants!” #WhoYouYellingAtB??
(32) “If I don’t get to be some soccer dad in Vermont then I need this all to have a point” #CryMeARiverDude #MoveOn Also you’re back to doing a lot of yelling at people Fitz AND you’re drinking again #Problem
(33) “Rosen’s Files” #Spinoff
(34) Huck #CreeperExtraodinaore Can u imagine waking up and seeing Huck standing by your bedside? I mean you couldn’t just call and say you were on your way??? #BoundariesYo
(35) Catherine’s daughter called her a “Gross Pedo” #True
(36) Question for you Catherine, why tape it?? #YouStupidYo
(37) WHY WOULD YOU KISS HIM QUINN?? WHO CARES ABOUT HIS CRAZY LONELY ASSASSIN TALK??? #Boooooo!
(38) Abby: “Ethically? You — rigger of elections??” #Hahaha
(39) “Olivia Pope Army” #Gladiators!!!
(40) That scene b/t Liv and Jake arguing through the door #LovedIt
(41) And yes I want that gray jacket as well #PleaseAndThankYou
(42) Dayum!! David Rosen is that MOTHA-F! Rolling up on the judge while he’s getting a hotdog #IKnowWhatYouDidThatSummer
(43) Poor Gabby
(44) Catherine: “I screwed a 17 yr old kid.” Okay fine BUT DID IT HAVE TO BE YOUR DAUGHTER’S BOYFRIEND?? #YouNasty and #DeadAssWrong
(45) I mean Quinn kinda has a point yo #24HoursYo
(46) Mellie called a cabinet meeting re the #KillerCliffBride
(47) Dang, talk about taking the wind out of her sails. He couldn’t text or call Abby w/ that info beforehand????
(48) Also that scene was super painful to watch #Ouch
(49) Actually yes Michael you should be worried. You should be very worried re this particular game you’re playing w/ Cyrus. #DeathAwaitsYou
(50) “I’m Abby Wheelan and I’m Scottish” #Recognize
(51) Awwww sh*t Marvin Gaye #WhatsGoingOn
(52) So are both Abby & Fitz missing Liv? And why exactly is Liv mad at Abby? Did I miss something? Is it because of that argument about Harrison??
(53) Y’all know that’s the closest Huck will come to saying “I love you” #IWillLookForYou
(54) DAMN! JUDGE SPARKS DEAD!
(55) Most awkward “boyfriend” / father dinner EVER! #NotNormal
(56) O.M.G!!!! Jake told Papa Pope to shut up! “Old man mouth?” And he told him he was done??? OOooooo-weeeeee!! Now Jake is coming strong w/ the monologues?? Y’all know he’s gonna die soon right????
(57) Papa Pope: “I’m not going any where” #YouBettaAskSomebody!!
(58) Remind me to NEVER do anything sordid on an elevator #InstantlyCaught
(59) DAMNIT CYRUS! #2500PlusGratuity #Smdh!
(60) Next ep: “Ain’t none of yo bizness where I went Fitz! NONE!!”