‘Scandal’ Recap – “It’s Good to Be Kink” (S4:E16)

OR “Lena Dunham In A Terrible No Good Awful Wig” or “DAYUM HUCK!” #Wow!

(1) What on earth are Abby and Leo arguing about? What did Leo do this time? Take charge of what?? Hmmm something involving sex?? Abby: “No! I’m in charge now!” #FallBackFool!

(2) Ooooh check out Abby’s Chanel scarf #Fly

Abby Chanel Scarf

(3) LOVE this shot of Abby and Liv facing opposite directions #YAYDirector!! #YAYDirectorOfPhotography!

(4) The Dustbuster is Leo. Leo is the Dustbuster #NaughtyLeo / Abby: “Trust me I know Leo is the Dustbuster hence I need to retain the services of Pope and Associates” #ShutItDown

(5) Ooooh look at Liv’s bag #ICovet

(6) Ugh Lena Dunham (in a GODAWFUL wig) a.k.a. Suzanne Thomas #BookWriter


(7) Disclaimer – as noted on Facebook, I’m not a Lena Dunham fan. I don’t watch Girls. I have no interest in watching Girls. At this rate, I will probably never watch Girls. Respect to her success, I’m just not her demographic and that’s cool #TheresRoomForEveryone

(8) STILL Liv came down kinda hard on Sue didn’t she? Was that really the best approach? I can’t even get fired up about Liv’s “I’ll destroy you/I always get it done” speech because I already know this is gonna backfire #MarkMyWords

(9) Huck: “I need full immunity, no jail time, my record wiped clean, a fresh start” – basically ‘F*ck YOUR plan David’ #Full #Immunity #Now

(10) Aaaaand that was quick. Same day judging from Liv’s outfit. Sue talkin’ bout “I listened, I learned, I grew” (Funny) “and now I would like $3 million” #Duh

(11) Did this HEFFA in this TERRIBLE WIG just call Liv “weak, afraid and a dried up prude”???? EXCUSE ME?? Yeah yeah “afraid” might be accurate but YOU don’t get to say that! #HMPF!

Lena Dunham Wore A Wig

(12) Okay yes I “get” her speech but kinda sorta for the same reason why I don’t watch “Girls” is why I kinda sorta don’t care. Upon the second viewing I now realize that maybe it’s her “acting” #Hmmm

(13) Only on TV would there even be a conversation about the possibility of a Republican led Congress making body cams mandatory for police because a Republican president promised the father of a murdered black boy that he would make it happen #Ha!

(14) Cyrus’ aggressive eye roll when Mellie announced she was running for a Virginia Senate seat that he then slightly tried to clean up, emphasis on “slightly” #HILARIOUS

Cyrus EyeRoll

(15) 26 yrs old, Swarthmore, Chem major, former EPA employee, heavy social media presence, specifically Land-O-Kink #SuzanneReneeThomas

(16) Huck re Sue’s decision to “old school” type her entire manuscript so it wouldn’t get hacked #Respect

(17) Decoy for Sue: “older, 40s, dark features, kinda sleazy” #CallCharlie

(18) Oh so Charlie’s description of torture was too much for you huh? Yeah you’re in a different league messing around with that guy #RunGirl

(19) Red wine, check. Gun, check. #JustAnotherNightForLiv

Wine & Gun

(20) Jake updating Fitz about Liv, “mentally she’s a mess”, making jokes about her nonexistent culinary skills but noting that she can get a bottle of wine open. Fitz asking Jake if he can stay on her. I don’t like NONE of this! Again #HMPF!!

AND for the record, she doesn’t NEED to be much of a chef! She’s a GLADIATOR!! No time for measuring ingredients and letting sh*t simmer. HMPF!!!!!!!! Also this threesome thing is finally officially weird #StopIt

(21) Aiiiiiiight “Let It Whip“! #DazzBand #SoundtrackWin!!

(22) Damn David Rosen’s in the book? Well check his little freaky behind out #Chapter7 #DR

(23) Cyrus’ speech about swings vs the jungle gym, preamble to telling Liz she’s got work to do #WelcomeToTheJungle!

(24) Oh this meeting with all of Sue’s conquests is COMEDY! Not a person of melanin any where in the room. Not sure if I should be offended or grateful #Conflicted

(25) Leo: “Yes to 175k, I’m in” and to the rest of the group: “shut up and pay up” #$$$

(26) Annnnnd here’s comes David always trying to be the voice of reason. BORING! I wanna read your Chapter ’cause I’m not buying you having a freaky side #SideEye

(27) Is it just me or does Liv’s handling of all this seem shoddy? Come on girl, you slipping!

(28) I don’t understand this episode. The seriousness of Huck’s situation vs this woman’s silly storyline is throwing me off. Is it her wig?

(29) Huck is channeling Dorothy “I wanna go home” #NeedSomeRubySlippers / “This isn’t about Liv! This is about ME! This is about MY family. I have a home and a family now” #DontFollowMe

Huck Go Home

(30) Leo exercising while talking sh*t about Abby’s sexual prowess (two chapters) while Abby is writing her resignation letter cause double standard #LeoIsClueless

(31) Abby’s speech:

“…My work, my accomplishments, my awards, I stand at the most powerful podium in the world, but a story about me ain’t a story unless they can report on the fact that I am ‘the girlfriend of D.C. fixer Leo Bergen'” #ItsARule #PropertyOfLeoBergen

(32) I’m almost surprised that people are still that concerned about sex. Post Monica Lewinsky, post Anthony Weiner, post Mark Sanford. Not that I’m LOOKING for a real D.C. sex scandal but at the same time at this point I’m like #Yawn

I’m more concerned about did you sell State Secrets tho? Authorize a break-in of Democratic Headquarters (Nixon Administration)? Secretly facilitate the sale of arms to Iran (Reagan Administration)? Lie about why we went to war in Iraq (Bush Administration?) If the answer is no then at this point I’m kinda like #KanyeShrug

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(32.1) Sidebar – still absolutely in LOVE with Abby’s bedroom!!

(33) Umm I don’t think Huck is thinking of paying anyone off I think he’s thinking of what he does best #Torture #Murder #Etc

(34) Can’t believe y’all didn’t start off with “Let’s Get To Know Sue” #LikeISaidSlipping

(35) Cyrus re Abby’s possible resignation: “Okay, sure, whatever. If you’re not interested in fighting I really can’t care” #FifthPressSecretary #ThirdToBeFired #TwoWereShot

(36) So Liv read the book and decided to hit the streets I see. Well looky here Mr. Brian White makes an appearance. Well damn this episode just got a lot more interesting. “Alex” rocking that ‘come hither’ red lipstick and sexy ‘I just might be a dominatrix’ leather dress #SexualHealing! #HeeeeeyRussell

Sexy Liv

(37) Go back to your apt? You mean your hotel room right? Is she really about to do this? (Beat) Nope #KidnappedFlashbacks – she ain’t no where near ready. Girl you need to go find Jake and tell him to hold you #OrSomething

(38) Ugh, so Sue/Lena WAS sexually harassed by her boss and punished for it #Fired #Blackballed #ThatsFckedUp

(39) Umm shouldn’t Sue have known that she had a ready made lawsuit? Liv just gave an entire speech about her intellect. Actually #Nevermind

(40) Liv’s inner monologue to Sue: “Girl stop hugging me. I don’t hug” #GladiatorRules

(41) Awwwww Cy cares about Abby #ThreeMillion

(42) Mellie’s future Senate run, Fitz & Jake drinking and gossiping about Liv – “Weird Times at White House High” / Liv: “I ain’t thinkin’ bout no damn White House” #AintInterested

(43) Oooohh Cyrus wanted to buy secrets! Ok now that makes more sense #IKnowThatGuy


(44) Well well Liz and Mellie teaming up again. Liz: “I can’t be Cyrus Beene’s bitch anymore.” #TrueTrue

(45) Jim a.k.a. “Double Stuff” done lost his damn mind. Is anyone surprised?




(46) NOW THIS EPISODE REALLY GOT INTERESTING!! (Quietly I kept wondering if she was going to make it the end of this Ep alive). I TOLE Y’ALL HUCK WAS ON SOME KILL ISH! I KNOW HIM TOO WELL!

But still, I mean Quinn just hugged that girl – I know I thought it earlier but I’m not gonna front that move took me all the way by surprise #MouthOpen #ByeBadWig

(47) Huck talkin’ bout “I liked her, she was nice, smart.” He is soooooo far gone. Wait they’re just going to leave the body? #???

(48) Liv is like kinda “screechy” this episode. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it until now #SheIsOnTheEdge

(49) Quinn’s speech to Liv: “Abby is your client and Abby is family” – I still don’t understand why they left the body #NoSeriouslyWhy?

(50) Huck when David Rosen mentioned Sue’s death #KanyeShrug – “I need to save myself” / He is going to crack for real #ICantWatch #ButIWill

(51) Liv needs to burn all that ish in her office safe, throw that white hat in the fire too maybe get a gray one #IJS

(52) AWWWWW SHIT! Aretha Franklin’s “Dr. Feelgood” #SoundtrackWin! Umm so she really did take him back to her apt? Girl you tripping. I mean I’m happy you are getting some new d-i-c-k but ummm let’s not be all the way crazy #BeingMaryJaneGotThatCovered

(53) Ha! Jake was like “I’ll just keep that info about Liv having a visitor to myself” #WhatFitzDontKnow

(54) BRIAN WHITE’S BODY THO! “Good God Almighty the man sho makes me feel real good” #SangItReeRee! #GetItLiv!!!

COMING UP – Cyrus re his fiancé: “I want that whore out of my house!” #CantWait!


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