President Obama was born on Mars with special Muslim super powers…

and if he is re-elected he plans to make the United States a commonwealth of Venus.

"Surface of Venus" - pack your thermal sulfuric acid resistant boots

Sounds crazy right? Yep, but that is, in essence, the narrative from those who so despise President Obama that they engage in what I will tactfully call “willful ignorance” and even when presented with FACTS refuse to accept the truth.

For example, in a survey of 600 likely GOP primary voters in Alabama, 14 percent believe Obama is a Christian while 45 percent believe that he is a Muslim and 41 percent said they are not sure.

And Alabama ain’t special, there is a contingency of folks in Mississippi who are on the exact same page. In a Mississippi survey of 656 likely GOP primary voters, 12 percent believe Obama is a Christian, with 52 percent believing he is a Muslim and 36 percent are in the “not sure” category.

I’m sure there is a national survey available but these two states have primaries today so their special brand of crazy is fresh news.


"Bull Connor is my father and I will continue his quest to rid the United States of coloreds"

AND earlier this month, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio (above) held a press conference in Phoenix to drop this bomb:

“President Barack Obama’s long-form birth certificate released by the White House on April 27, 2011, is suspected to be a computer-generated forgery, not a scan of an original 1961 paper document as represented by the White House when the long-form birth certificate was made public,” Arpaio said…

“A continuing investigation is needed to identify the identity of the person or persons involved in creating the alleged birth certificate forgery, and to determine who, if anyone, in the White House or the state of Hawaii may have authorized the forgery,” Arpaio added.

And what EXACTLY would it take for this racist fool to finally accept the truth that President Obama is an American born citizen?

“As I said at the beginning of the investigation,” Arpaio said Thursday, “the president can put all this to rest quite easily. All he has to do is demand the Hawaii Department of Health release to the American public and to a panel of certified court-authorized forensic examiners all original 1961 paper, microfilm, and computer birth records the Hawaii Department of Health has in its possession.”

Get the f*ck outta here dude. But before you go, let’s talk about how you might have an axe to grind with the Obama administration.

Arpaio’s probe comes after the Justice Department accused the sheriff of violating constitutional and civil rights in a “pattern of misconduct” that involved targeting and mistreating Latinos. A DOJ investigation released in December found that there was “reasonable cause” to believe Arpaio was involved in discriminatory policing practices, such as unlawful stops, detentions and arrests of Hispanics.

But we shouldn’t accuse you of having an agenda right? We’re supposed to believe that you’re pursing this harebrained birther issue because you sincerely believe a wrong has been committed against the American people and it is your job to investigate this matter thoroughly.

Okay. Sure.

Ordinarily I wouldn’t even bother mentioning this full out insane commentary but one of the articles I read was so fully committed to this forgery position that I felt the need to speak up. Sometimes you have to man up and face stupidity head on – no matter how much it hurts your brain cells.

Two things:

1. What on God’s green earth makes you (or any of your equally insane followers) think that Obama’s background was NOT properly and thoroughly picked over when he even thought about running for the Senate, let alone the Presidency?? I would ask you to stop and THINK for 5 minutes about it but since thinking isn’t your strong suit “I” would be foolish to ask you to do it.

So I’m just gonna say it: (a) if you don’t think the FBI, the CIA, the Secret Service, and whatever other manner of investigative law enforcement that exists that the general public is not even aware of, didn’t compile a comprehensive dossier on BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA from day one, then you’re just stupid, and

(b) Of all the people who wanted to stop Obama in his tracks from day one, Hillary Clinton was numero uno on that list and best believe IF THERE WAS ANY WAY she could have derailed his bid for the White House she and Bill would have had that info in a manila envelope, scheduled a private “chat” with your boy and you would be cooking up BS conspiracy theories for our first female President instead. You do recall that her husband is a former President and can still get his hands on top secret information right??

And for my second point,

2. I’m going to indulge you for 5 seconds – let’s say for ‘shits n giggles’ that you are correct. Let’s say that Obama’s Hawaiian birth is one huge conspiracy theory and that he is actually a foreign born Muslim sent here to destroy America. Guess what? I’m gonna vote for him again anyway – just to spite your dumb ass.


'President Obama was born on Mars with special Muslim super powers…' have 4 comments

  1. March 13, 2012 @ 2:50 pm Ife

    And I SECOND THAT! Hmph!


    • March 13, 2012 @ 2:56 pm CM

      Right!! Lol. 😉


  2. March 15, 2012 @ 7:25 pm Naeemah

    Sleepy, happy, bedtime giggles. Thank you for this. #Obama2012


    • March 15, 2012 @ 7:36 pm CM

      Sweet dreams of another 4 years!!


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