(1) 8 votes put Romney on top in Iowa and Santorum (2nd place) is utterly delusional about his presidential prospects. Seriously, he thinks he can ride that sweater vest look allllll the way to the convention. Btw, just in case you’ve never done it, google his name – go head I dare ya.
(2) Some fool was going around setting cars on fire in LA because apparently he hates America. He has been caught. His mother says he is mentally ill. Well of course he is.
(3) The military can indefinitely detain you – yes, without charging you or giving you a court date – if they don’t like your hat. I mean if they have cause to think you have terrorist leanings which is basically the same thing. They could just snatch you up and figure it out later.
CELEBRITIES:
(1) Rumors were flying about Beyonce giving birth – she didn’t.
(2) SUPPOSEDLY Jada Pinkett Smith has hired a divorce attorney - kinda really don’t care, funny how that happens.
(3) Katy Perry & Russell Brand are heading to Splitsville with no-pre-nup. Who advises these people? And why don’t they listen??
“HA HA HA” ONLINE:
“Sh*t Black Girls Say” – I will admit, initially I didn’t want to watch it because I was like here we go again. And then like ALL MY FRIENDS were like LOL, LMAO, HAHAHAHA, so I caved and it’s funny. Watch it.
“Sh*t Black Guys Say” – my friend did this one so if you like it great. If you don’t I don’t want to hear about it.
“Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls” – yes this is getting old but again I laughed. Conversation starter perhaps??
Note: this list is not exhuastive, there are LOTS more of these out there, I just highlighted the ones I watched and found amusing. Do you.
(2) Now this ish right here….COMEDY! You GOTS to give it up to grandma!
Now go forth and be merry. On second thought, how about go forth and don’t be angry about it? Is that better? Good. 
This is great. This is my first stop for news and commentary.
Well, congrats on the blog page, Crescent! Well done my friend!
MY FIRST TWO COMMENTS! LOL. THANKS GUYS!!
Nicely done. D
an Savage and his readers are responsible for the Santorum google. I was a regular reader of his column when he had the competition for the new definition. Fun times
Never liked Jada. She was rude when I met her. Good riddance. Now Will and I can be together.
Dancing grandma gave me a serious case of giggles!
Happy New Year! Great start.
NAEEMAH!! Yeah, I’m a big fan of Dan Savage as well. Jada, Jada, Jada – I think she needs an intervention. You will have to fight me over Will, well then again maybe we can share him – I think we can both fit comfortably in the mansion. Dancing grandma is the awesomest!!