Ricky Gervais. Smoking jacket? Which apparently slowly disintegrated throughout the course of the evening. He looked like a modern day well dressed English
Lord Vampire. #fauxpas
NBC jokes #ouch
Bet you still don’t know anything about the Hollywood Foreign Press. #random.org
I need Gerard Butler and Russell Crowe in a film together as good vs. evil twins. #soonpleasethankyou
AHEM! PLEASE NOTE: the character that Jonah Hill plays in “Moneyball” did NOT attend Yale, he went to HARVARD. Wtf is with that change?? #bullsh*t and #hmpf!
Rob Lowe & Julianne Moore’s teleprompter going out, had to resort to a cold reading – probably only funny to actors. #insidejoke
Woman in the blue dress stumbles, laughter follows #awwww (dude, didn’t she look like Katie Holmes??)
When Ashton showed up my male friend who is happily married to a beautiful and amazing woman says: “Ashton really is a good looking dude” #funnyandtrue (These are the comments you can make when you are comfortable in your manhood. Take note.)
Madonna’s arms are scary #stopthemadness
LOVE IDRIS! Quote 1: “He’s really good looking for a black guy.” Quote 2: “Why is he speaking with a British accent?” #hahahahaha
“Too Big To Fail”, “Luther”, “50/50” #stuffIshouldwatch
Clearly Ricky was on a short lease. #good-idea
Love Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy!! I mean they are both ridiculously talented actors and they seem like a really legit couple. One of the few Hollywood marriages that just might go the distance. #wishingthemwell
Ricky running behind Madonna #hilarious
Madonna’s dress #bleh
Best Actress in a Supporting Role: OCTAVIA SPENCER!!! #awesome!
SHAWSHANK. DAISY. BABY. UNFORGIVEN. ELECTRIC COMPANY. #morganfreeman (Might just watch “Brubaker” and “Street Smart” for kicks).
“Starring Johnny Depp & Robert Downey Jr in…” What would THAT film look like? #Mmmmm (Umm that doesn’t already exist does it? Cause I went looking for a reference and came up empty handed. And I feel like that would kinda be a big deal.)
MODERN FAMILY!! #fav
Jessica’s Biel’s dress – HORRIBLE. What’s up with the space for the third breast? You have three breasts??? Did Justin Timberlake take back his ring b/c of that dress? #legitquestion
THE ARTIST!!!! Seriously good movie #expandyomind
Natalie Portman. She had a baby last June. If she wasn’t so dope (and went to Harvard) I would totally dislike her. She looked GORGEOUS! #hollywoodglam
Viola Davis. Fabulous and supremely talented. #bringontheOscars!