Scandal (S4, E4) – “Like Father, Like Daughter” #Recap!

(1) Yeeaaaah Jake #PapaPope ain’t playing witcha is he???? Yo a*s almost got blown to smithereens #RedLightMeansBombYo

(2) Jake: “Sure I’ll wait to tell you your father tried to have me killed tonight” #NoRush

(3) Call Cyrus’ other cell, the one marked #Black! THAT’S DEEP Y’ALL! (*snickers)

(4) Cy over there getting TURNED ALL THE WAY OUT!!! Come on Maaaaan!! Run a background check on him already! WHAT IS HIS LAST NAME?? #Smdh

(5) Huck shutting down e’rybody’s phone #DayumYo! #ThisEpIsSponsoredByTheNSA

(6) Prince’s “Controversy” YES!! #SoundtrackWin!!!

(7) Got Liv climbing out of a window, going up a fire escape and hopping into a copter #FavorCompleteHeffa!

(8) Drunk President’s daughter, Liv to the rescue! #ItsHandled

(9) Ooooh wait, guess the problem isn’t handled… #TroubleInParis

(10) “I do not care if you have to take America to DefCon1!!” #WakeHim!

(11) Yeeeaaaaaah Fitz’s daughter in a sex tape now THAT is a problem! She needs her a*s beat!! Where you at Mellie??!

(12) Wait, that is NOT the same daughter from last season! Y’all ain’t slick, I pay attention. I’M A GLADIATOR! #Hmpf!

(13) Ooooo Fitz was about to put hands on that hussy #CPS!

(14) “Every girl is someone’s daughter” HELLO!!!! SPEAK ON IT LIV!!

(15) #Abby called #Huck & #Quinn “a Zombie army of two” (*giggles)

(16) OMG! Cy just read the ish outta Abby: “Jealously makes you feel small / You are not Olivia / You will never be Olivia / And hating Olivia for your own shortcomings will not change that fact” #SoliderOn! OUCH!!!

(17) Mellie and those damn Uggs, what is that crunch n munch? #JustEating!

(18) Not Diana’s “I’m coming out” #Hiiiiiiiii-larious!

(19) Can we digest for a moment that they are looking at a bulletin board full of guys and she still can’t remember who she had sex with… Sigh #BlondeHairMaybe?  #SwagAPalooza

(20) “Bring me the head of John The Baptist!” #PapaPope

(21) “Disappointment” to “Frustration” to “Resentment” to “Anger” to “Rage” to “Indifference” = BIG TROUBLE!

(22) Papa Pope: “Don’t make me forget that you are one of my favorites Tom” #YesThatsAThreat

(23) Ooooo Fitz just tried to call Liv out: “Running away isn’t a good look either Ma” #Whatever!!

(24) Wait he REALLY doesn’t know Jake was with her?????? WOW! But for real he don’t know???? All alone, HA! #NOT!

(25) Yeeaaah David your hands ain’t clean buddy #OutOutDamnedSpot!

(26) Awwwwww SH*T! David is ALL IN the bubble now! Talking ’bout we can’t bring down the Republic and not giving up the files. Jake ain’t tryin to hear that tho! #FckYoMorality Cue #Chokehold

(27) O! M! G! Liv’s about-face. Mellie’s run. Those UGGS! That ROBE!! “OLIVIA!” Mellie’s grip. Liv’s look #Priceless

(28) Cy: “You got some new boots Mellie? New color?” Hahahahahahaha!! #DEAD!

(29) Not “Smelly Mellie” #OhMy… He also mentioned “Drunk Mellie”, “Crybaby Mellie”, “Gives no F*cks Mellie” and “Eats a lot Mellie” #Golly

(30) Umm Fitz they are not called “booties” they are called Uggs. After all this time I would expect you to know this information.

(31) Ooooooooo Mellie came back HARD on Fitz: “takes after her Daddy” #Lawd!

(32) Quinn went HAM on Bobby! Nothing like getting hemmed up out back by the dumpster to shake a mofo up a bit. #StartSnitching!

(33) The look Huck gave Liv when she was leaving Jake that voicemail msg, like “for real, you still doing that?” #Classic

(34) Yeah I like to order take out as well Liv. You are not alone. #Ahem…

(35) Damn near the worst parents EVER, just TRIFLING! #2.5Million

(36) Wait was that just a dig at reality tv?? “No better than a reality star – the lowest form of life.” Well dayum Shonda, tell us how you really feel! #FunnyTho

(37) Why are Liv/Fitz still so hot as a couple tho?? Regardless NO! I want her to have someone else. No Liv! NO!! RUN!!

(38) Whelp, now he knows… #JakeKeptHittingThat But seriously he REALLY didn’t notice they were both gone at the. same. damn. time?? #TskTsk

(39) Liv is back y’all!! ”I’M THE BEST!” #BowDown!!

(40) ‘Preciate Mellie getting it together to talk to her daughter. WHEW! Now go take a shower and slip on a pair of Manolos or Louboutins – ANYTHING BUT THE UGGS!

(41) Ooooooo is Fitz gonna take Tom out all by himself???? I wanna see that! ADIOS TOM! #ShadyShadyBastard!

(42) Jake u shoulda tackled Fitz! Yelled out “PAPA POPE ORDERED TOM TO KILL YOUR SON!” Something!!!

(43) Too late Tom… #RowanRolledThrough it’s over now.

(44) Papa Pope/Rowan/Eli (so many names!) is NOT PLAYING!

(45) WHAT DID ELI GIVE HIM? WAS THAT A FRAT HANDSHAKE? A CYANIDE PILL??? MORE MENINGITIS???  WHAAAAAT SHONDA WHAT WAS IT???!!?

Next ep: Fitz on some “Good bye Olivia” Puuuuleasse! Liv – I just saved your damn daughter AND you got to keep your 2.5M, I think you just might might OWE me!

#Scandal

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2014 BET Hip Hop Awards #TwitterRecap

I was home last night, it was on, I decided to give live tweeting a try…

(1) I Need a translator for #RichHomieQuan actually no I don’t, something about a tour and a shout out so never mind #GreenCarpetInterview Green? Really BET??

(2) How old are these #NoFlexZone dudes? Actually again, never mind. I want to keep nodding my head to this song w/o feeling too weird about it.

Hip Hop Awards | Rae Sremmurd

(3) #Snoop doing social media jokes, nah b…

(4) Also, I’m just gonna say it, does Snoop have an eating disorder? You know you’re thinking it too #TooDamnSkinny

(5) Where is #RichHomieQuan‘s shirt? He had it on during the Green Carpet. Did he get jacked between then and the first award? Oh wait, #FashionChoice

(6) Well one kinda sorta benefit of watching the BET #HipHopAwards is I can now match up songs w/ rapper names. I think…

(7) Not gonna front I f*cks with#JuicyJ #HipHopAwards #TheCypher

(8) Umm WTF is #WizKhalifa wearing? Painted on jeans? Too tight yo, TOO TIGHT!! Is that why Amber was like “holla”? #Hmmm #HipHopAwards

2014 BET Hip-Hop Awards Cyphers

(9) #RichGang is it the mic or is it you? This might be my last #HipHopAwards, about to officially hand it off to the kids, cause WTF is he saying and do I really care? #No

(10) Are all these dudes with “Rich” in their name part of the same click? That would make sense wouldn’t it?? #TooLazyToGoogleThisIsh

(11) There go #Busta still looking swole as f*ck! Happy he left the loud colors at home this time #SmallBlessings #HipHopAwards

2 Chainz

(12) So there’s a new show on BET called #Nellyville? WTH is “Nellyville”????? Is he a sex symbol? #ScratchesHead

(13) TREACH! Where you been yo??? Wooooooow #TheCypher #HipHopAwards

(14) #Treach YOU might need that hip replacement that you just rhymed about sir #IJS #TheCypher #PoorLyricChoice

(15) Aiiiiight #DavidBanner trying to come through with some real commentary “where were the white rappers when #MikeBrown got gunned down” #HipHopAwards

(16) I appreciated #Common bringing #MikeBrown‘s parents on stage and the moment of silence #GoodLook #Ferguson #HipHopActivism #HipHopAwards

Hip Hop Awards | Common | Vince Staples | Jay Electronica | Michael Brown

(17) Aiiiiiiiight #DetroitChe ‘preciate ya flow Lil Lady #313InTheHouse! #TheCypher #HipHopAwards

(18) May have to also check for this other youngn #Logic as well. Intrigued… #TheCyper #HipHopAwards

(19) Why does #KeyshiaCole look so concerned? Nervous about #BlackTwitter blowing her up tomorrow ’cause of that red hair? Smile ma! #HipHopAwards

(20) Reluctantly I have to admit it, a lot of this ish is just straight up noise. Can’t blame it all on terrible acoustics and mofos forgoing a sound check #Sigh #HipHopAwards

(21) Totally LOVE #MichaelKWilliams, totally confused re his outfit. Why is he wearing camouflage long johns w/ an Indiana Jones hat? #HipHopAwards

Hip Hop Awards | Michael K. Williams

(22) Doug E. Fresh is DA TRUTH! #YallBettaKnow! #IAmHipHopAward #Icon! #HipHopAwards

(23) #DougEFresh got me emotional watching these awards. Paying tribute to his mother who just passed. That’s a grown man talking. Thank you!! #HipHopAwards

Hip Hop Awards | Doug E. Fresh

(24) #RemyMa looking kinda good y’all. Good weave and legit makeup will do wonders won’t it? I see u Ma, I see u! Rap was tight too #HipHopAwards

(25) Just when you think it can’t get any more ignant cue #DJMustard and #_____. Seriously I don’t know who was on stage with him #LilBoosie?? #HipHopAwards

(26) I need name tags and captions #HipHopAwards

(27) I can’t be the only one who thinks #RichHomieQuan and Kiari “Offset” Cephus from #Migos are the same person. Are they twins?? I want to see DNA results #HipHopAwards

Rich Homie Quan

Kiari “Offset” Cephus

(28) Ooooooooo look at #Brandy!! She looking real good y’all! #GoodLiving! #BlackDontCrack #IWannaBeDown! #HipHopAwards

Hip Hop Awards | brandy

(29) ”About yay short, about yay tall
About so big, about so small
About this length, about this width
About this flow, about this gift
Instinct leading me right up your alley way
Skip tha Moet, let’s chill with some Alize”
‪#‎QueenLatifah‬‪#‎IWannaBeDown‬ ‪#‎HipHopAwards‬!!!

(30) Umm who is that on stage with T. I. and WHAT IS HE WEARING???? Looks like 1/2 of a wool poncho #HipHopFashion??

(31) #BobbyShmurda (who has a very nice flow by the way) brought #LilTerio on stage, just gonna leave ALL of that right there… #HipHopAwards

(32) The 2014 Bet #HipHopAwards ended with sandwiches being handed out #ImDone

 #2014BETHipHopAwards

#IAmAllSighedOut

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