Scandal Ep318 – “The Price of Free and Fair Elections” #CondensedRecap

(1) Cy’s last minute change of heart #TooDamnLate #JakeToTheRescue!!

(2) YEP THERE’S A BOMB! #RUN

(3) Damn VP Sally is still alive (is that wrong?) #SorryNotSorry

(4) “Your Pearl Harbor, your 9/11, your Act Of God, Be Jesus!” #Wow

(5) Leo smudging VP Sally’s face #HesABeast!

(6) “No cameras please!” / “No no it’s okay, keep rolling, it’s for history” #AGangstaAssBeast!!

(7) That split screen was the death knell #ByeByePresFitz

(8) Nefetari re VP Sally: “This heffa just came up” #WeWillBeSwift&Ruthless #NowLetUsPray

(9) Liv: “You know I never give up BUT…” #WeGonLose

** THE FIRST SEVEN MINUTES (AND 8 SECS) WERE CRAY! #AlreadyOnEdge **

(10) Mellie’s ass slumped on that sofa DRUNK (again) was PURE COMEDY #IWantARefund

(11) PAPA POPE LIVES!!!!! #MamaPopeWasJustSendingAMessage

(12) (Sidebar: those are the same pink pitchers I had in the hospital) #Accuracy!

(13) A little difficult to get a decent monologue out while attached to an IV ain’t it? #BeenThere

(14) This mofo… #HarrisonHasAngerManagementIssues

(15) OMG!!! Are they at it again????? #Huck&Quinn #MYEyes!

(16) Nef: “Y’all f*cking over the blood??” #Hysterical!

(17) Cyrus IS Voldemort #TheDarkLord

(18) You do NOT want Charlie as a scorned lover #BadLook

(19) They are still on that Vermont dream huh? IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN! #WakeUpAlready!!

(20) Wait til you find out the truth Fitz #JustYouWait!!

(21) Olivia always dropping bombs on people #TheMessenger

(21.1) Not gonna front I really did think this news was going to come out during one of Mellie and Fitz’s screaming matches #KindaWhatIWanted

(22) “Olivia Pope can’t do anything right” #MellieMad

(23) So now what indeed Fitz? YOU GOING BACK TO MELLIE NOW??? #PUUUULEASE

(24) Kimrie!!! #ModeraterOfTheYear!

(25) Cyrus’ inner monologue re Leo:  “I was really hoping you would have been blown to bits” #WinSomeLoseSome

(26) I KNEW THAT ENVELOPE WAS ABOUT HUCK’S FAMILY! #CharlieAintShit

(27) She should have just given it to Huck w/o opening it. That was a stupid move Quinn. And here I was just grudgingly starting to accept you #Hmpf

(28) “You can’t leave her now” #NotEver #NotGonnaHappen

** This is when I started getting reeeeeeeeaaaaaal nervous **

(29) GODDAMN MAMA POPE #SheDevil

(30) Mama Pope:  “I didn’t kill him and we both know I could have” / “Who’s gonna stop me sweetie, you?” HA!! #AgainWhoGonCheckMeBoo???

(31) WAIT? WHAT THE HELL??? SHE TOOK OUT A TEENAGER???

(32) I. CAN. NOT!! FOR REAL SHONDA? FOR. REAL????!!!??? YOU KILLING OFF 15 YR OLDS NOW?? #JesusTakeTheTVWheel

(33) “A child is dead” / “We’re going to win the election now” #YallAreSomeF*ckingMonsters

(34) Olivia processing Cy’s “I was going to let that church blow up” #Priceless

(35) Papa Pope: “I want her head served on a platter on as well Mr. President” #TrustMe!

(36) Liv: “What’s going on?” #WeArePlottingToKillYourMother

(37) Mama Pope knew exactly what she was doing – killing Lil Jerry and how it would effect Fitz and Olivia’s relationship #TreacherousDevilMonster

(38) And now we are back to tortured Huck #PoorBooBear

(39) Papa Pope: “I’m fine, I checked myself out” #CauseIAmSuperBad

(40) I understand her wanting to bounce but didn’t she say she would never leave them? Abby is ready to fight her! #OverACliffHeffa!

(41) Liv: “I’m the problem” #EyeOfTheStorm

(42) Again with the “Save Me” ish. I need to Jake to man up and STAY manned up #StandingInTheSunTogetherPipeDream

** AGAIN THE LAST SEVEN MINUTES #NoBreathing **

(43) We ALL know Mama Pope ain’t dead, caught yes but not dead #Nah

(44) Harrison: “Wait one damn minute”

(45) AWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!! MAAAAAAN! DAMN ELI! DAMN! (Cue appropriate flashback to the “Hell & High Water” Speech) #ThisSHADYMofoMonster

(46) Another soundtrack win #RollingStone

(47) (Clearly no one cares that Adnan died #GoodRiddance)

(48) GEEZ-US TOM???? HELL YOU KNEW THE BOY PERSONALLY! #ICant!!!!!!!

(49) He was just hitting that Eli, Fitz didn’t KILL HER!!! #NotProportionalAtAll

(50) So you just had UPS deliver a bunch of damn classified files?

(51) “To Be Young Gifted & Black” (and dead?) #ShondaREALLYWentThere

(52) Mama Pope don’t care nothing bout no hole

(53) Liv hit ignore only cause she is 14 months pregnant #SheWillBeBack

(54) I need this break, I’m drained #Scandal

P.S. Jimmy Kimmel’s “Scandalabra” was funny

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