“Love & Hip Hop ATL” Reunion PART 3 (AIN’T NO MO!) #RatchetTVRecap

And heeeeeeeere we go…

(1) This KNEE-GROW walking down the hallway w/ his shirt off #CokeIsAHelluvaDrug

(2) So since I came in midway through this season there were a few things I missed:

(a) Erica: “You can’t give these low budget n*ggas anything to hold against you” Maaaaaannnnn #AintThatTheTruth!

(b) Mimi acting all shook at the table after Nikko shows her the footage. Cue tears: “What does this MEAN??” #Puuuu-lease

(c) “We ‘x-supposed’, MediaTakeOut has the tape” – that’s what happens when YOU GIVE IT TO THEM! #BuckToothJackass

(d) “I’m a porn star by default” Yes, Mimi, “by default” #HardSideEye

(e) “How did you even get the tape?” I think I lost a contact rolling my eyes so hard #MoreMalarkey

{Sidebar: Nikko is a wrinkled hideous buster bunny looking mess and he ALWAYS looks like he’s needs a shower w/ that hose they use for elephants.}

(3) ARE YOU STILL STICKING W/ THIS LUGGAGE BEING STOLEN BS???? GEEE-ZUS!

(4) Did Deb just reference the Kardashians??? And why they “make it”???? #OwnUpToWhatYouDo AND #TheyHaveFamilyMoney AND #TheyAreNotBlack

(5) Deb: “But you know, I know, the world know, that that was all set up” #KeepingItAllVeryReal

(6) Nikko got an ocean full of nerve calling somebody “fake”. What Ariane said #Clown

(7) Just waiting for Deb to get in the pulpit, cause that’s next right? #ChurchOfDebAndMommaDee

(8) Why are we still even discussing whether or not this fool leaked the damn tape?? #TeamLEAKO! DAYUM ALREADY! Talk about milking a plot point. Sheesh!

(9) K Michelle: “This is a production” #StillFunny

(10) And I repeat: Mimi is crazy #PutThatOnALoop

(11) I don’t need their sex tape as a first for anything. Please note this is NOT a victory for black people. Not. At. All! #AncestorsTurningOverInTheirGraves

(12) “Nikko why the smirk?” BECAUSE HE’S A B*TCH!!

(13) Again, I hate “you didn’t ask me if I was married”. Anyone who comes w/ that BS line is a LOSER OF THE HIGHEST ORDER! #LieByOmission

(14) Nikko & Steebie J #SupremeLosers

(15) Everytime this fool says something akin to “Everybody does___” Or “Nobody’s perfect____” I want to pour castor oil down his throat! #UGH

(16) Mimi: “I love Nikko, I care for Nikko” #WhyTheyStay #Smh

(17) Momma Dee: “If you really want to know the ‘grandiosity’ of it, it got me hot” #IJustThrewUpALittleInMyMouth

(18) Also let’s just linger on “grandiosity” for minute shall we… Right, so I’m not going to be a total a*s here but I am going to say that was an interesting word choice for a few reasons…

(19) Karlie – Cray Cray Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy! #ChicksToStayAwayFrom

(20) That whole Kalenna, Ashley, Tony situation… #_____

(21) Sommore “and one day someone just took their bra off?” #Funny

(22) Erica’s face when Ashley was like “you only live once, so why not?” #EricaIsNotBiCurious

(23) Ashley – “I’m saving the threesome for my husband” #_____

(24) Okay I can’t keep ignoring Joseline’s make up – what IS that????

(25) When “I” married Idris Elba #June29th

(26) Stefan: “Who was there? Where did it take place? Are there any photos?” #ReallyDude???

(27) Does it really “s-sists” Joseline, does it??? #Sigh

(28) Zino & Thi-Thi held out on being interviewed, interesting… #$$$$

(29) Wait, wait, wait – Zino got into it w/ Stefan?? WORD??? #WhereIsMona?????

(30) Zino: “I’ll give you a show” Could this actually be REAL reality tv??

(31) Aaaaaannnd then Zino apologizes… #Nevermind #Mona & #$$$$$

(32) Steebie J: “What fight?” I mean can coke result in memory loss? #Jokes Also, spoken like a true pimp #DenyDenyDeny Also #LookingLikeIkeTurner

(33) Joseline: “He’s 55 and short w/ half of a good arm and no neck” I’ll admit I actually laughed at that one #Zino

(34) Joseline: “l-a-gent-ly” #ImJustANoteTaker

(35) Joseline re fighting: “Plop! Why not?”

[Please note: I do not actually condone violence, don't think otherwise since SOME of y'all want to chime in w/ specific commentary on fb. If you don't want to participate in the jokes by all means head elsewhere.]

(36) Wait one whole full length goddamn minute did she say “I might be a little bit more classier and a little bit more calm”?? #SayWhatNow???

(37) Oh damn, so next season will be about Joseline going to counseling???

(38) Okay pause, in light of recent real life events involving domestic abuse and victim blaming I’m going to get serious for a second and point out that although I am not a fan of Joseline (Or really anyone on this ratchet a*s show) I will say this much – I without a doubt am well aware of her having a truly rough background, I mean baaaaaad so to sit here and watch Wack Producer Stefan and Pimp-A-Lot Sleazy J cut her up on camera is utter BS. Not that I should expect anything legit from anything connected to this show but if we want to talk about who needs therapy – I might look at Sleazy J, Mona and Stefan first. Shady a*s bastards everyone of ‘em.

(39) I’m not saying she couldn’t benefit from therapy my point is she isn’t the only one.

(40) Zino re Sleazo: “He’s a wimp and a weirdo” #Yep

(41) Zino re Sleazo and Joseline: “A pimp ho love affair” #Sigh

(42) Mona deliberately put Stefan on front street. Notice she is NO WHERE TO BE SEEN #TheRealPimpHidesInTheShadows

(43) So Zino’s like a real life hobbit huh.

(44) Sleazy J: “I’m clean” #LIAR!

(45) Zina: “It’s not easy when you fight w/ your friend” #FakeTear

(46) Speaking of “Sleazo”, has Producer Stefan Springman looked in a mirror lately?

(47) Sleazy J: “Shoot the five” #Ignant

(48) Zino The Hobbit: “We got another season” #StayTunedHeSays

Yeah I don’t know about that “stay tuned” bizness ’cause I can’t say right now whether or not I’ll be back for anymore of this roller coaster of ratchetry #LAWD!!

(P.S. But yes the first season of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood IS HAPPENING!) #AlreadySMDH

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“Love & Hip Hop ATL” Reunion PART 2 (One More To Go!) #RatchetTVRecap

(1) Cue bootleg audience

(2) Stevie J & Benzino: “What? What? What? What? What? What?” #Dialogue

The Fight

(3) Thi-thi may actually have been rocking some real red bottoms, maaaaybe.

(4) Y’all see that lady that came to get Sommore outta the way? AND the look on Sommore’s face?? LOL!

(5) So clearly Benzino’s mic was working. Or maybe Steebie was just focused.

(6) Not even gonna front, when that lil mofo came outta his jacket and ran around the sofa – I fell all the way the f*ck out.

(7) I know, I know, I KNOW I’m not supposed to laugh at this but OMG FOR REAL? #TEARS!

(8) Thi-thi w/ the bottle and then laughing. Soooo she’s high too?

(9) Thi-thi titty out #Shocker

(10) Why did it take Kirk so long to get next to Rasheeda’s side? #CauseHeIsAB____

(11) Joseline’s hair actually looked pretty. Well it held up well while she was brawling #JustAnObservation

(12) Awwww ish you know when they break out w/ captions it’s serious.

(13) Wait WHAT?? Tammy???? Ohhhhh yeaah, now I remember… #StyleByTammyEp #Ridic

(14) But seriously I had to pause and ask out loud WTF?? Joseline is craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy as hell.

(15) Maaaaan look at Tammy’s hair. I would owe Joseline a lifetime of ass whoopings for having me out there looking bad w/ the cameras rolling. Dude… for real, A LIFETIME!!!

(16) But why did security let those two loose? They were the ones who got up to box in the first place! #MONA!!

(17) Back to Tammy, the way that chile ran and grabbed those bottles and then ran after Joseline again?? I HOWLED!!! #ROTFLMAO!

(18) THIS NEGRO TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF!!! HIS. SHIRT. OFF. HE took it off! Maaaaan that white powder is sum SHIT yo! Dayum!!

(19) They had to lock down the set #LiterallySmdh

(20) Did I hear fire department?

THE BATTLE ROYALE ENDS

(21) Not gonna front, I rewound that ish like 50/11 times yo – Fifty Eleven!

(22) Sommore’s speech – getting out ahead of a lawsuit?? Although I have a feeling that a Mona Scott contract is chock full of “clauses, disclaimers and sub paragraphs” #APactWithTheDevil

(23) Joseline went “0 to 100″ #RealQuick

(24) So Kirk was more concerned about Tammy than Rasheeda?

(25) Joseline was holding that ponytail in her hand like a trophy. #GotHair?

(26) Karlie so you just gon’ sit there and act like you and Joseline wasn’t on some extra cool shit? Like reeeeeeaaal friendly shit? Like, oh I don’t know, “friends”? Don’t stand down now b/c you’re on stage and your “girl” just showed her a*s. If y’all cool then y’all cool, oh wait – tv friends – right right. #ThisIsStupid

(27) This bootleg Dr. Phil psychobabble going on is complete horseshit ESPECIALLY since it could damn near be any other cast member being analyzed as well. Maybe not for the exact same behavior but really w/ this ish w/ Jose & Steebie? Please. Stop. Now.

(28) The Good Right Reverend Pastor Doctor Momma Dee #ICant

(29) Karlie is like real extra stupid right?

(30) Is Ariane a doctor? Did she take Mimi’s blood pressure? Can you just look at someone and tell their blood pressure is up? Hell that might be me every day around 4p at work. Can people see it??

(31) Why would you walk them past each other on a stairwell?? #MONA

(32) Heard on the stairwell: “Move the camera! Move the camera!” #Shenanigans

(33) Nikko is a BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! They played the hell outta him – as they should have #BitchMade

(34) I JUST caught them holding Deb back! She was gettin’ RIGHT ROWDY! #BoutIt!

(35) “We were not dealing w/ a human at that time” #AnimalStrength?

(36) NOTE: Deb is with it if it comes her way #DontGetItTwisted

(37) F*ck Kirk #JustBecause

(38) Why is everyone acting like Joseline isn’t crazy? She been on one from day one. Seriously am I the only person who saw the audition episode?? Ok, what Deb said, Joseline has issues period. BUT THIS ISN’T NEW INFO!

(39) Jesus is not messing w/ any of y’all right now. #NotNaryAOneOfYall

(40) So we gon’ spend the rest of this Ep talking about Joseline’s issues and “alleged” substantive abuse problems? Soooooo Joseline is STILL winning ’cause she is still the center of attention. #MONA!

(41) Were Tammy and Rasheeda wearing the same shoes? #OnPurpose?

(42) Sooo that’s what I hear in your voice Tammy? #Baltimore

(43) Really Dawn? With the tears? And Momma Dee? #LeSigh

(44) Rasheeda: “They both stay on the ‘gram” #Funny

(45) Dawn just spilling ALL THE TEA! #AllOuttaLiptonRightNow

(46) Well damn she said it – Steebie is Joseline’s pimp #Truth

(47) Of course Mimi doesn’t “see” it…

(48) “That’s so deep.” No, no it is not.

(49) For real, is Ariane trying to get a self-help show? #Spinoff?

(50) Ok, talking about Joseline bringing Steebie j down? I mean S-E-R-I-O-U-S-L-Y??????

(51) I mean Deb is talking real ish but I still hate her voice #BrainSpasms

(52) Yung Joc called Deb “Sweetheart”… Boy! Deb is LITERALLY old enough to be yo Momma, hell maybe your damn Nana!

(53) Yung Joc re Joseline/Stevie J: “Harmonious tragic love story” – NEGRO SHUT UP! WHAT IS THIS MALARKEY?????

(54) Joseline: “I come everywhere ready to fight” #OfCourseYouDo

(55) No comment re Joseline and Thi-thi’s make up…

(56) “X-supposed”? #Sigh

#LHHATL

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