(1) Cy’s last minute change of heart #TooDamnLate #JakeToTheRescue!!
(2) YEP THERE’S A BOMB! #RUN
(3) Damn VP Sally is still alive (is that wrong?) #SorryNotSorry
(4) “Your Pearl Harbor, your 9/11, your Act Of God, Be Jesus!” #Wow
(5) Leo smudging VP Sally’s face #HesABeast!
(6) “No cameras please!” / “No no it’s okay, keep rolling, it’s for history” #AGangstaAssBeast!!
(7) That split screen was the death knell #ByeByePresFitz
(8) Nefetari re VP Sally: “This heffa just came up” #WeWillBeSwift&Ruthless #NowLetUsPray
(9) Liv: “You know I never give up BUT…” #WeGonLose
** THE FIRST SEVEN MINUTES (AND 8 SECS) WERE CRAY! #AlreadyOnEdge **
(10) Mellie’s ass slumped on that sofa DRUNK (again) was PURE COMEDY #IWantARefund
(11) PAPA POPE LIVES!!!!! #MamaPopeWasJustSendingAMessage
(12) (Sidebar: those are the same pink pitchers I had in the hospital) #Accuracy!
(13) A little difficult to get a decent monologue out while attached to an IV ain’t it? #BeenThere
(14) This mofo… #HarrisonHasAngerManagementIssues
(15) OMG!!! Are they at it again????? #Huck&Quinn #MYEyes!
(16) Nef: “Y’all f*cking over the blood??” #Hysterical!
(17) Cyrus IS Voldemort #TheDarkLord
(18) You do NOT want Charlie as a scorned lover #BadLook
(19) They are still on that Vermont dream huh? IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN! #WakeUpAlready!!
(20) Wait til you find out the truth Fitz #JustYouWait!!
(21) Olivia always dropping bombs on people #TheMessenger
(21.1) Not gonna front I really did think this news was going to come out during one of Mellie and Fitz’s screaming matches #KindaWhatIWanted
(22) “Olivia Pope can’t do anything right” #MellieMad
(23) So now what indeed Fitz? YOU GOING BACK TO MELLIE NOW??? #PUUUULEASE
(24) Kimrie!!! #ModeraterOfTheYear!
(25) Cyrus’ inner monologue re Leo: “I was really hoping you would have been blown to bits” #WinSomeLoseSome
(26) I KNEW THAT ENVELOPE WAS ABOUT HUCK’S FAMILY! #CharlieAintShit
(27) She should have just given it to Huck w/o opening it. That was a stupid move Quinn. And here I was just grudgingly starting to accept you #Hmpf
(28) “You can’t leave her now” #NotEver #NotGonnaHappen
** This is when I started getting reeeeeeeeaaaaaal nervous **
(29) GODDAMN MAMA POPE #SheDevil
(30) Mama Pope: “I didn’t kill him and we both know I could have” / “Who’s gonna stop me sweetie, you?” HA!! #AgainWhoGonCheckMeBoo???
(31) WAIT? WHAT THE HELL??? SHE TOOK OUT A TEENAGER???
(32) I. CAN. NOT!! FOR REAL SHONDA? FOR. REAL????!!!??? YOU KILLING OFF 15 YR OLDS NOW?? #JesusTakeTheTVWheel
(33) “A child is dead” / “We’re going to win the election now” #YallAreSomeF*ckingMonsters
(34) Olivia processing Cy’s “I was going to let that church blow up” #Priceless
(35) Papa Pope: “I want her head served on a platter on as well Mr. President” #TrustMe!
(36) Liv: “What’s going on?” #WeArePlottingToKillYourMother
(37) Mama Pope knew exactly what she was doing – killing Lil Jerry and how it would effect Fitz and Olivia’s relationship #TreacherousDevilMonster
(38) And now we are back to tortured Huck #PoorBooBear
(39) Papa Pope: “I’m fine, I checked myself out” #CauseIAmSuperBad
(40) I understand her wanting to bounce but didn’t she say she would never leave them? Abby is ready to fight her! #OverACliffHeffa!
(41) Liv: “I’m the problem” #EyeOfTheStorm
(42) Again with the “Save Me” ish. I need to Jake to man up and STAY manned up #StandingInTheSunTogetherPipeDream
** AGAIN THE LAST SEVEN MINUTES #NoBreathing **
(43) We ALL know Mama Pope ain’t dead, caught yes but not dead #Nah
(44) Harrison: “Wait one damn minute”
(45) AWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!! MAAAAAAN! DAMN ELI! DAMN! (Cue appropriate flashback to the “Hell & High Water” Speech) #ThisSHADYMofoMonster
(46) Another soundtrack win #RollingStone
(47) (Clearly no one cares that Adnan died #GoodRiddance)
(48) GEEZ-US TOM???? HELL YOU KNEW THE BOY PERSONALLY! #ICant!!!!!!!
(49) He was just hitting that Eli, Fitz didn’t KILL HER!!! #NotProportionalAtAll
(50) So you just had UPS deliver a bunch of damn classified files?
(51) “To Be Young Gifted & Black” (and dead?) #ShondaREALLYWentThere
(52) Mama Pope don’t care nothing bout no hole
(53) Liv hit ignore only cause she is 14 months pregnant #SheWillBeBack
(54) I need this break, I’m drained #Scandal
P.S. Jimmy Kimmel’s “Scandalabra” was funny